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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Posted By RavenWest
10:53 PM
Epic Ownage.
I've got a very interesting story to share with you readers. This was the most hilarious incident that i have come across so far. During the ride back from Yew Tee Mac, a young malay guy, on a market bike[Bought from Carrefour XP i reckon] stopped beside us at the traffic junction. When the lights turned green, he zoomed off leaving us in the dust. Well, we pedalled a few times before catching up with him. We tailed his rear all the way to the next traffic junction. He seemed to be pedalling effortlessly. At the same speed, he made 3 revolutions while we did one. Haha obviously that was a 18speed bike. Ours, 27speed. Owned. Upon reaching the zebra crossing, he tried to make a sharp turn but he failed. What happened next? I'm sure many of you would be dying to know. He went off course, leaving the asphalt pavement and onto the grass patch. He went down the curb at full speed, wanting to bail. However he failed for the second time. CRASHED! What apalled Caleb and Me was that he crashed into the lampost. WTF? Accuracy 101% . Aiming Ji Steady. No doubt he will soon become a marksmen in the army. Hit everything except the target. -_-". I must give another example: Head on collision with a cactus right in the middle of the desert. Then, we exchanged glances with him before riding off, exploding in laughter. I realised that Singaporeans do not have the ability to act ostentatiously. Just for laughs "Singapore". What a clown seriously. Lesson learnt:Do not mess with the pros =] Lesson 2: Do not tempt fate. Your life is of paramount importance . Lesson 3: Do not try to play a loosing game. He was attempting to do something in which it is obvious that he is not going to suceed.
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Posted By RavenWest
10:53 PM
