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Thursday, April 16, 2009
Posted By RavenWest
10:26 PM
This Is For YOU MALODOROUS FUCKING BITCH!The government made you wear a biohazard warning,even the dogs wont smell you,an old blind man came walking by and asked her "YO?How much for the shrimp platter?"When you spread your legs the I got sea sick.You were playing with my sandbox and my cat came along and buried you.When you were being borned the doctor's and nurses had to wear oxygen masks and even the sewer rates get out of your way.Farmers use your bathwater as liquid fertilisers.Screw You.Mess with me you'll regret deeply.I'll break your bones and bleed you to death.You are so damn ugly that you got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.You look freaking horrifying that you made a blind man cry out loud..You are so poor that you cant even PAY attention.[Dont ever tell me off that im sleeping in class when you cant even keep your mind awake].You are ridiculously old that your birth certificate "expires" on it.Your mother is so stupid that she could trip over a cordless phone OMG?Your mom is so flat chested that shes jealous of the wall.Your mouth is godam enormous,looks as if your speaking dolby digital sound JIAOWEI so much......the list goes on.Your face says it all...........you fuck my day totally.WOW i think this should be enough to qualify for the Guiness World Record Swearing/Cursing Category.........I Love it!
Posted By RavenWest
10:26 PM
